Wednesday 2 April 2008

MADONNA'S NEW BOOBY

What next ? I thought when I read that some joker planned to remake Fritz Lang’s METROPOLIS, can it get worse ? Well, this week I read that Madonna wants to remake Michael Curtiz’s CASABLANCA. Of course she has a twist and wants to set it in war torn Iraq! Surely she remembers that one of the reasons behind the story of the 1843 film was that it wasn’t set in a war zone but in a neutral open city. Of course, it is also just possible that the singer who has had a less than spectacular career in the movies doesn’t know that Pammy Anderson has already remade CASABLANCA as BARB WIRE. Let’s hope that Madge’s one trick pony film director husband, Guy Ritchie, manages to talk her out of her plans.

6 comments:

Cerpts said...

Ha ha! With that assumed English accent she's affecting, she's ALL YOURS now!!! We got Beckham and Posh. The American Revolution still lives!

But seriously, I think Madonna's version of CASABLANCA will be really good. Although you made one factual error by not revealing the fact that Madonna will be playing the Peter Lorre part.

Terry Talks Movies said...

I'd say that Madonna would be better in the Conrad Veidt role. All that fetishistic Nazi regalia... and she gets shot in the end of it.

One of the few joys about her (and Guy Ritchie's) remake of Swept Away was seeing a sailor slap Madge around

Weaverman said...

YOU GUYS ARE SO UNCHARITABLE TO THE POOR GIRL!!!!!!

Hey, Terry, did you get my e-mails ?

Terry Talks Movies said...

No I don't think I did get the emails. lemme see, you can try kultguru@gmail.com or skiffyfilm@gmail.com. I'll reply as soon as I get them.

Terry Talks Movies said...

Sorry didn't get them. Try kultguru@gmail.com and skiffyfilm@gmail.com - I'll ping you as soon as I get them.

Terry

Weaverman said...

Terry
I just sent the text of the lost e-mails to the skiffyfilm address.

Weaverman.